And Jesus said to his disciples, ‘Thou must always control the reproductive functions of other people, and vilify them for having sex. This is especially true for women, but do not hesitate to spread the shame to people of other genders as well.
Incorrect Bible Verses
What verse is that exactly?
This, of course, come from Oak 1:1-9
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Bird is the Word.
Corporations are people, my friend.
Thou shalt queue posts when thou knowest ye shall be away from Tumblr for a week or more.
What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars in cash.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Plath was clearly quoting Colossians 4:19
Thou shalt love thy followers.
— Sammy 5:19 (from The Winchester Gospels)
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John 4:20
“and the lord sayeth unto his people, ‘when sharing of another mans herb. Puff, Puff, Pass’” -John 4:20
Thou shalt always include a reference with thy verses.
